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BREAKING: Clinton Goes to North Korea, Gets Girls

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Former president Bill Clinton traveled to North Korea today and will be leaving with two girls, the White House confirmed today.

Mr. Clinton said he was tired from the long trip but added that "it's worth it to get those two ladies."

"I have traveled a long way to get girls before, but this has got to be some kind of record," Mr. Clinton said.

The White House said that based on the success of this trip Mr. Clinton might be dispatched on future girl-finding missions. More here.