SACRAMENTO (The Borowitz Report) - Former Miss California Carrie Prejean said today that she would drop her lawsuit against the pageant, but her breasts announced that they would "continue to fight."
Ms. Prejean's defiant hooters held a press conference in Sacramento this morning to lay out their legal strategy and to refute the way they have been characterized in the media.
"Quite frankly, we are tired of being called 'fake,'" Ms. Prejean's left knocker told reporters. "I can assure you, our anger is very real."
In addition to their lawsuit, Ms. Prejean's bazongas said they would write a book and endorse conservative candidates in the 2010 midterm elections. More here.
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