Chicken-F*ckers 'Not Amused'

New York anchorman Ernie Anastos' now-infamous verbal slip, "Keep fucking that chicken," has raised the ire of one group who thinks it's no laughing matter: America's chicken-fuckers.

Tracy Klugian, a prominent chicken-fucker who heads a watchdog group that monitors the portrayal of chicken-fuckers in the media, says that his group is "not at all amused" by the recent spate of jokes that use Mr. Anastos' on-air blooper as a punchline.

"Our message is a simple one: chicken-fuckers have feelings, too," he said.

Mr. Klugian said that the explosion of chicken-fucking jokes on late-night TV and on the Internet are "insensitive and hurtful."

"Once again, we chicken-fuckers are being stereotyped and belittled," he said. "We need to get the message out that the act of love between a man and a chicken, when consensual, is a beautiful thing." More here.