WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) -- Commenting on the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) said the following: "Today is a very sad day."
Dear John McCain: Dude, we didn't ask you, so don't fucking tell us.
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