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Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz

Posted: March 29, 2010 07:49 PM

In Turnabout, Michael Steele Calls Same-Sex Unions "Incredibly Hot"

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case."

When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very much into that sort of thing."

Other Republicans were less sanguine, however, about the GOP chairman spending close to $2000 for a night out at a Los Angeles sex club, including Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada): "Why spend that kind of money for something you can see in my office for free?" More here.

 
 
 

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