NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - A homeless man who began shouting at New Yorkers in 1985 said that Oprah Winfrey was the inspiration behind his decision to call it quits in early 2010.
"I've had a good run," said Tracy Klugian, who has barked non sequiturs at passersby on the corner of Third Avenue and 29th Street for the past 25 years. "If there's one thing Oprah's taught me, it's quit while you're on top."
Mr. Klugian said he was exploring a number of options, including starting his own cable channel and shouting obscenities at people on the subway. More here.
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