NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just hours after funnyman Conan O'Brien declared that he would leave NBC if Jay Leno returns to late night, Mr. Leno responded that he would go wherever Conan decides to go, "only one hour earlier."
Calling O'Brien's declaration "a ballsy move," Mr. Leno said, "If he goes to Fox or wherever, I want to support him by being his lead-in."
Mr. Leno said that his calls to Mr. O'Brien have not been returned, adding, "If you're listening out there, I just want you to know I'm there for you, little buddy."
Representatives for Mr. O'Brien confirmed that the comedian was seeking a restraining order keeping Mr. Leno from coming within three hours of him. More here.