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Massa Welcomes Probe

03/14/2010 10:44 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Facing a possible Congressional ethics investigation, embattled former Rep. Eric Massa was upbeat today, telling reporters, "I welcome a good probe."

Mr. Massa's remark surprised reporters because the ethics investigation could prove to be thorough, but the former congressman was unruffled: "Let the probing begin, and the deeper the better."

"Here's the thing about a probe," he said. "It always feels good in the end." More here.