WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Facing a possible Congressional ethics investigation, embattled former Rep. Eric Massa was upbeat today, telling reporters, "I welcome a good probe."
Mr. Massa's remark surprised reporters because the ethics investigation could prove to be thorough, but the former congressman was unruffled: "Let the probing begin, and the deeper the better."
"Here's the thing about a probe," he said. "It always feels good in the end." More here.