NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Continuing her attack on the animated program "Family Guy," former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today that she was particularly offended by the show "as a fellow cartoon."
"It always hurts to be attacked, but when you're attacked by one of your own, that's particularly hurting," she said.
Gov. Palin says that the "Family Guy" attacks on her "highlight a growing problem in our society" which she called "cartoon-on-cartoon violence."
She said that she planned to hold a "Cartoon Summit" to discuss the issue and would invite the country's leading cartoon characters, including Homer Simpson, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Glenn Beck. More here.