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Sanford: Finally, I'm No Longer the Biggest Douche in S. Carolina

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A jubilant Gov. Mark Sanford met with reporters in South Carolina today, telling them he was "ecstatic to no longer be the biggest douche in this state."

The embattled governor said he "practically danced a jig" when he saw Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC)'s outburst on television last night, adding, "That Joey boy did me a solid."

Rep. Wilson could not be reached for comment, as aides said he was busy barking at passing cars. More here.