JERSEY SHORE (The Borowitz Report) - One day after President Obama revealed that he had no idea who Snooki was, the cast member of Jersey Shore said that the lack of awareness was mutual.
"I've heard of Barack Obama, but I don't know who that is," she said. "I guess I don't really follow sports."
Snooki was wobbly on a host of other current events questions, misidentifying CNN's The Situation Room as "the place where The Situation does his crunches." More here.
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