The Decade in Review: A Tweet

12/20/2009 05:21 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Between now and New Year's, gas-bags of every stripe will be offering their bloated reviews of the decade about to end. Since I believe that all human thought can be compressed into 140 characters or less, I offer instead this tweet:

The decade began with Bush fucking the voters and ended with Tiger fucking everyone else.

Happy New Year, everyone.

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