12/04/2009 06:05 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Tiger Changes Facebook Status to "It's Incredibly Fucking Complicated"

ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) - In an indication that his troubles are mounting since the revelations about his alleged sexual romps, golfer Tiger Woods today updated his relationship status on Facebook to read "It's Incredibly Fucking Complicated."

While there have been different reports about the number of women with whom Mr. Woods has been romantically involved, the consensus is that the current tally exceeds the number of troops President Obama has ordered sent to Afghanistan.

In a related story, a new poll shows that 50% of women say they disapprove of Mr. Woods' behavior, while the other 50% say they are currently sleeping with him. More here.

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