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Andy McDonald is Comedy Editor at The Huffington Post. He's a comedy writer, Mega Man expert, Wisconsin native, and 12th level Andy.

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This Is Why You're The Most Annoying Person In Your Office

(0) Comments | Posted February 10, 2016 | 10:50 AM

Do you exhibit any of the following tendencies in your office?

  • Eating other people's food.
  • Won't stop talking about your standing desk.
  • Coming into work sick.

If so, congratulations: You're the most annoying person in your office. And you probably don't even realize it, because, again, you're oblivious, a...

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The Frightening 'Making An Orderer' Could Happen To Any Yelp Reviewer

(0) Comments | Posted February 10, 2016 | 9:55 AM

It's a horrifying thought. You find yourself banned from all delivery apps after a bad Yelp review shows up on your favorite takeout place, allegedly written by you.

You fiercely maintain your innocence, but will the evidence prove otherwise? Claire Matson and Sarah Spear of Side Dish Comedy experience...

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Valentine's Day Cards For Introverted Millennials With Commitment Issues

(0) Comments | Posted February 9, 2016 | 12:47 PM

Love is complicated. When you tack on the experience of dating in the modern technological age ... well, it becomes a straight-up s**t show. No one is interested in settling. People are deathly afraid of hurting someone or being hurt.

So there are a lot of shy, non-committal, young people...

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Things Women Would Rather See Than A Picture Of Your Dick, Dude

(1) Comments | Posted February 9, 2016 | 11:55 AM

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys ... when you pull down your pants and pull up your camera app to take a photo of your penis, really, what the f**k are you thinking?

In what part of your formative years did someone impart on you the advice of, "There's nothing...

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Brilliant Human Creates 'Star Wars' 'Making A Murderer' Parody Poster

(1) Comments | Posted February 8, 2016 | 2:43 PM

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD. NOT THAT YOU CARE ANYWAY, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "STAR WARS" YET YOU'VE ALREADY LOST AND WHY AM I YELLING?

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This is the reason we roam around on this foul-smelling, hazardous space we call the Internet. For images like these. 

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This Is The Play That'll Give Panthers Fans Nightmares All Offseason

(4) Comments | Posted February 7, 2016 | 10:12 PM

If Carolina Panthers fans were going to look back at one play during Super Bowl 50 that might have set the tone, turned the tide, laid the groundwork and instilled a dark, desolate sense of foreboding in the pit of their collective soul, linebacker Von Miller's huge hit on Cam...

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This Nun Tweeted The Super Bowl And It Was A Heavenly Gift From God

(0) Comments | Posted February 7, 2016 | 6:24 PM

Sister Miriam James has been on Twitter since 2010 as @OneGroovyNun. As a member of the Society of Our Lady of the Most Holy Trinity (and blogger), she is literally doing God's work. 

But now, she has hashtag blessed us all by bringing that work to us...

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Let’s Just Tweet The Super Bowl For Donald Trump So He Doesn't Have To

(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2016 | 4:41 PM

It's bound to happen. Trump will weigh in on the Super Bowl.

It's the biggest event of the year on American television. And there's no way he can resist chiming in on something that is bigger than himself, if only to remind us all how big and important...

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TrumpDonald.org Is Absolutely Worth A Minute Of Your Time

(1) Comments | Posted February 3, 2016 | 3:00 PM

What hasn't been said or done involving Donald Trump? The answer is, this. This hasn't been done yet. TrumpDonald.org allows you to take out all your frustration on a virtual Trump, trumpeting his bizarre hair in pretty much any direction.

Give it a shot, it's super fun! And...

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When You Have The Perfect Valentine's Date, Things Get Intimate

(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2016 | 11:22 AM

Are you ready to have the best Valentine's Day ever? There's nothing better than sitting across the dinner table from someone who wants to spend every waking and sleeping moment with you.

If you're not sure how to achieve this, Shawn Von Der Hellen & Jocelyn Roueiheb of...

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How People React When You Tell Them You're Not Drinking Anymore

(1) Comments | Posted February 2, 2016 | 3:09 PM

It's good to have goals. It gives your life purpose. But not drinking anymore? OK, heh-heh, whatever you say! Listen, even if you wanted to, no one derails an effort to stop drinking quicker than your own friends.

Comedy writing duo Eva McEnrue and Mel Owens bring you a...

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Reasons The Groundhog Didn't Run Scared Back Into His Hole

(0) Comments | Posted February 2, 2016 | 12:55 PM

It's Groundhog Day, and today Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole and saw no shadow. That means an early spring. But I feel like after so many years of this, Phil would get pretty used to his shadow. So what is the real reason he didn't run back...

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Here Are The 15 Stupidest Lies From The Last Republican Debate

(0) Comments | Posted February 2, 2016 | 12:05 PM

You thought a Trump-less Republican debate was going to be boring, and indeed it was. But it still somehow managed to meet the lies and half-truths quota we've come to expect from GOP debates.

Cracked assembled this analysis of some of the most ridiculous lies from the most...

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20 Things Candidates Absolutely MUST Do During Presidential Primaries

(0) Comments | Posted February 1, 2016 | 2:23 PM

Based on the low voter turnout in the United States, it's a good bet that most people don't know how political primaries work. Well, there are things every candidate must do if they want to succeed during a caucus. So, rest easy, citizen, you're about to learn how to primary. 

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'Straight Outta Options' Makes The Candidate Rap Game Great Again

(0) Comments | Posted January 31, 2016 | 9:00 PM

If you're like me, besides being a part-time belly button model (OK, aspiring), you're also probably a little underwhelmed by most of the 317 presidential candidates running right now. 

Comedy writer Ross Everett and musician Josh Neihaus wrote this epic 9-candidate rap battle, because, unlike anyone sporting...

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When Your Fitness Tracker Is Kind Of A Dick

(0) Comments | Posted January 29, 2016 | 3:11 PM

Fitness trackers can be helpful, but there's still a strange, judgmental quality to them. And yet, at least we haven't reached the point in wearable technology where these devices have become sentient, sarcastic a**holes.

One day, though. One day, the robots will rise up and hurt us where we hurt...

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An Artist Creepily Highlights Donald Trump's Most Prominent Feature

(0) Comments | Posted January 29, 2016 | 2:44 PM

If you asked Americans what Donald Trump's most prominent feature is, many would say his hair. And yes, his hair is certainly fascinating, in the same way watching a hot dog eating contest is fascinating.

But more noteworthy is that gaping hole between his nose and chin. Art director...

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When Your Phone Falls In The Toilet And -- OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!

(0) Comments | Posted January 29, 2016 | 2:04 PM

You told yourself time and time again not to rely on technology so much.

But here you are now: Your life is over. Your whole life. Everything you've ever known was on this phone. And now, you're staring into what might as well be a bottomless abyss (in other words,...

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Animation Of Bernie Sanders Slapping The Koch Brothers Will Warm Your Heart

(0) Comments | Posted January 28, 2016 | 2:31 PM

This video, titled "Don't Tell Me," animates a stump speech Bernie Sanders gave at the UAW Hall in Iowa last fall. Sanders makes the case for guaranteed healthcare, free education, clean energy initiatives, and criticizes the Koch brothers' massive infusion of money into the political system.

But the video...

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This Guy's Breakdown Of The Adam Sandler Universe Is Freaking Epic

(0) Comments | Posted January 28, 2016 | 12:52 PM

Adam Sandler might not be as beloved as he once was, but the Sandler universe -- or Sandlerverse, as comedian Shawn Kohne calls it -- will always hold a special place in our hearts.

Kohne has done an incredible feat by finding the connections between nearly every Adam Sandler...

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