Andy McDonald

And it continues.

Despite being birthed by a woman, spending puberty developing a minor case of carpal tunnel fantasizing about women, spending all of college trying to get laid by women -- despite all these things, the GOP's beliefs about women and their bodies are not much more...

I recently read this story about the dangers of drinking soda and it made me consider my own mortality, given the amount of soda I've consumed in my lifetime. I've cut back a lot in recent years, but now I may get back on the wagon. For the...

Facebook isn't a "thing" anymore. It's so ingrained, it just is. Before the internet, if you didn't have a television, people automatically assumed you were weird. Now, if you don't have a Facebook page, you're either old, weird, or old and weird.

Still, there are times when I envy those...

Valentine's Day is over. The flowers now start to wilt. The unwanted chocolate truffle with the jelly center sits, waiting for its day in the garbage. And the photo booth photo strip will begin its new life on someone's refrigerator.

What's better than a photo booth when you're in the...

It seems like every day there's a new story about "reports" of a starlet being pregnant. And by reports, I mean, "my keyboard told me." Usually these pregnancy rumors are eventually proven false, but not after a huge, round belly of stories is birthed insisting otherwise. And it's based on...

I recently made the arduous trek to a distant land. It was vast and uninhabited. It had soft, green hills. It had calm, clear waters. And over its green hills and beyond its clear waters, I found a cave. The cave was dark and dank. In that cave, I sat...

If the recent Kim Kardashian divorce has taught us anything, it's that some women out there just aren't interested in marriage. Perhaps they're simply fixated on the idea of marriage.

They want the proposal and the ring. They want the ceremony, the dress and the reception. They just...

Everyone's favorite future overlord, Google, turned 13 years old this week. Google has hit puberty, and that means confusing times ahead for the $50 billion company. Sticks of deodorant and sticks of RAM. Training bras and Google Doc training manuals. Completely inexplicable boners and... well, Google Plus.

As...

The execution of a potentially innocent person, the death of a comatose man without healthcare -- these warm and fuzzy topics are just some of the many things Tea Party crowds cheer for. Of course when they're not booing gays and lesbians who, by their own definition, are...

Retired from his position as Apple CEO for nearly a week, Steve Jobs unveiled to his wife what he called "an exciting, new and innovative way to clean the floors of their house." Jobs rented out the stage of a nearby convention center and took the stage to a crowd...

Weather has rapidly become more dangerous across the globe, likely the result of planet-wide human-caused climate change, according to scientific consensus. But the notion of Mother Earth rising up against her human inhabitants is not merely a global one, it strikes on the local level as well.

I've been without...

Once again, legendary women's softball pitcher Jennie Finch has given birth to a baby boy and sadly, I was not involved in any way. No photos of the child have been released, but he probably resembles a combination of Jennie...

...and a man that can only be described...

A Tea Party group (founded by former congressman Dick Armey) known as FreedomWorks has provided new GOP congressmen and women with talking points that will help them survive budget-focused town hall meetings which have recently been very confrontational for conservatives. To review, that's a tea bagging group founded...

While stopping in a thrift store recently, I came across this wonderful item...

For the White person who has everything, except a tool of recourse against the deluge of racism he/she faces every day. And to make you feel more comfortable, White people, it's...

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker thinks Union girls are bad news... and he's looking to get into some trouble. The sexy variety. Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

Warning, this might not be safe for work. It's not necessarily vulgar, but it is a phone sex parody, so people might think you're watching porn. Or at...

What began as a moderately peaceful protest has escalated into full-blown chaos in the streets of Cairo. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak refused to resign, sending the already frenzied protesters into a rage. Leaders from around the world were slow to take a hard stance on the developing story out of...

I'm not going to jerk you around. I'm unemployed at the moment. And I have received unemployment benefits. Have I been looking for jobs? Sweet Jesus, yes. Is finding jobs very difficult? Sweeter chocolaty Jesus, yes.

Unfortunately, there are still a lot of people out there just like me. No,...

The Seattle Mariners' 24-year-old pitcher 'King' Felix Hernandez is fucking awesome.

I should be able to end the article there, but some readers -- all two of you -- may feel duped for clicking to read only that. Or maybe you would welcome me dabbling in brevity. In which case,...

Few people know this about me, but I happen to know the former Stark County Treasurer hopeful Phil Davison personally. Unfortunately, I'm number three on his speed dial after his dog and his toaster. You wouldn't believe how tough it is to reach Phil when his toaster is...

Oh, the mosque near Ground Zero. We've all heard the debate, so I'll spare you the recap.

According to his spokesperson, Senator Harry Reid "respects [the 1st amendment] but thinks that the mosque should be built someplace else." Well, actually that means you don't respect the first amendment....