Die Weihnachtsfeier musste ja wieder unbedingt unter der Woche stattfinden, oder?
Wenn das Jahresende naht, kommt alle Jahre wieder auch die unverzichtbare Firmen-Weihnachtsfeier. Ein Fest für peinliche Fehltritte, ausgelassenes Tanzen, Suff-Gespräche mit dem Chef und dem Absturz mit dem eigentlich gar nicht niedlichen Kollegen.
Stevie Nicks would be proud.
On Tuesday night's "Conan," Jenny Slate stopped by with some new info on the world of our favorite talking gastropod, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On! Besides trying to cheer Jenny up when she's feeling down, Marcel likes to do covers of classic...
Some people would love Cohle for Christmas...
The first season of "True Detective" is all said and done, and the place where the Louisiana State Police Detectives Rust Cohle and Martin Hart once stood is now an empty void. But you better watch out, you better not cry, and you...
They can sell water to a whale or a shell to a snail.
We haven't seen comedy rap group The Lonely Island perform together in a minute, but that all changes when IFC's "Comedy Bang! Bang!" airs this Friday. The trio performed "The Hustler" from their 2013 release...
Listen, this guy's just sayin', if you come to his house to carol, he may not have pants on.
Joking or not, this is the perfect note to leave on your door if you want to avoid Christmas carolers this holiday season. It's thoughtful, it's thorough and it...
They just HAD to have it on a weeknight didn't they?!
When the end of the year rolls around, the company holiday party is primetime for embarrassing dancing, awkward hookups and drunken conversations with your boss. If the morning after has you feeling less than professional, take some solace in...
Wait, what movie do you think we're talking about?
Oh, you thought we meant "Star Wars," the multibillion dollar-generating franchise created by George Lucas? No, no, no, we're talking about the similarly titled 1977 cult film classic "Starwars." You know, with Dark Vader and Lou Skywalker, and everyone's shooting...
HOW DO I OPEN YOU?
Comedian Paul Gale, who you'll probably recognize from the viral, "Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong" video is back with a new sketch about opening a bottle of wine when you don't have a corkscrew and you're on the verge of smashing the...
Get me out, get me out, get me out ...
You've been trudging through the stores all day doing your holiday shopping. Someone smells. Is it you? *sniff* No, no you seem okay. Does that person work here? Let's ask ... nope, just wearing the same colored shirt as the...
On Tuesday, the new "South Park" promo was released saying Bill Cosby would be featured with Taylor Swift on the show's holiday special, and everyone let out an uncomfortable but anticipatory, "Uh oh."
Well, here's the full clip that aired during the show's "Washington Redskins...
"He's making a list ... of gluten-free foods."
The world is changing fast, and there exists an increasing number of people out there who need to be included in holiday songs. Thank your ears, Youtube superstar "Paint" aka Jon Cozart has a new series of Christmas carols for...
Most of this should go without saying.
Now is the prime time for companies to have end-of-year bashes to celebrate the holidays, and with that comes the potential for all kinds of embarrassing moments. But if you've got some general guidelines going in, you should be able to have a...
Andy: I really want to experiment with some grilled cheese tonight! Still got a ton of cheese, bread and butter. Need to add something
Kate: Love tomatoes with it, but tomatoes suck right now
Kate: What if you put a stuffed shell inside...
Kate: Or some ricotta
Andy: My god!
Andy: I'm thinking of something to add some crunch
Kate: Ohhh def some crunch. Bread crumbs? Pine nuts? Raspberry jam with seeds in it? Bacon? Corn nuts?
Andy: What about like something more terrible for you, like potato chips/corn chips?
Kate: Funyuns, yep
Kate: Oooh Fritos
Andy: Fritos. Could be good
Kate: Fritos are so underrated
Andy: Totally! What about some pan fried potato slices (in the absence of french fries). Plus an egg? Like a breakfast sandwich?
Kate: Yeah but you'll need some ketchup
Kate: I say no to the egg. And I love me some eggs. But its not working with our vision -- melty cheese, runny yolk. Not tonight
Andy: Yeah doesn't add a lot of flavor. And just adds more soft squish mess. But we've already got that with the cheese
Kate: Avocado? if you don't mind warm avocado, I know some do. Avocado and Fritos.. onionsssss
Andy: Oh, onions!
Kate: Yeah onions y'all
Andy: That's EPIC
Kate: Yeah. Almost TOO obvious
Andy: Like perfect flavor combo
Andy: Both sides of the spectrum
Kate: Yeah and the texture spectrum. Textrum, if you will
Andy: Flavor quadrants
Kate: There we go
Andy: This is high science, we'll devise "textrum fladrant theory"
Kate: Oh I do like that
Andy: Oh grilled mac and cheese
Kate: Yeah yo. YEAH
Kate: With breadcrumbs pls
Andy: WE'VE DONE IT KATE
Andy: WE'VE CRACKED IT
Remember your first roommate? You know, that person you're no longer friends with?
In "This Is It," Writer and director Alexander Engel brings one of the best and most succinct portrayals of two doe-eyed young friends' first apartment experience together. Did you do the dishes? Did you shower...
It's a hol(ogram)ly jolly Christmas!
Everyone is showing up for "The Washington Redskins Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special" this week on "South Park": the hologram of Kurt Cobain, the hologram of Elvis Presley and even the hologram of Michael Jackson as Peter Pan! Sure, there will be real live stars...
You love your aunties, and kisses from your aunties are perfectly acceptable. But as the auntie kisses accumulate, they can reach awkward levels. Soon you're covered in lipstick marks and spending the whole holiday party in hiding.
Comedian TJ Miller and the good people at Above Average...
Maybe it's you, paint-drying watchers.
Watching paint dry is always likened to the dullest thing you could possibly do, but you know what? You're really forcing paint against a wall here (sorry). Paint didn't choose this life. Paint is just doing the best paint can (sorry). Why don't you go...
Is there someone in your life whose forehead has been affected?
Every year, thousands of people decide it would be "really neat" or "totally cute" to get bangs. They think, "I'll look just like Zooey Deschanel!" And with no one around to guide them, or an overly-optimistic friend at their...
El 6 de diciembre se cumplen 30 años desde el estreno en España de la película La Historia Interminable (que llegó a las pantallas estadounidense algo antes, el 20 de julio de ese mismo año). Es más que probable que hayas oído el temazo de la banda sonora de la...
Saturday is Judd Apatow's birthday, and the highly sought writer and director turns 47. Everyone knows he's responsible for an endless parade of hit movies like "Superbad," "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," as well as TV shows like "Freaks and Geeks," "Undeclared" and HBO's critically acclaimed "Girls."...