The Snooki-McCain Twitter Conversation: Part 2

During a preview for the upcoming season of Jersey Shore,, cast member Snooki said that she doesn't use tanning beds anymore since "Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning." She added, "McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning, because he's pale and he would probably want to be tan."

There are two things John McCain is never more than five feet away from. They are the shitter and the Twitter.

While simultaneously using the former and the latter, McCain responded, "u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!" (Underlined, italicized and emboldened for emphasis as well as pure, unconditional and unwavering hatred.)

To which Snooki replied, "Haha, Yes!!"

Well, lol, that's just adorable, lol. The media ended its coverage there, but the conversation continued. The following is the transcript of that Twitter conversation.

SenJohnMcCain: hey boo, headin to Jersey next week, need to R&R!! any good corner drugstores wit a mean cherry phosphate i should hit up?? peace