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An Open Letter to Republicans

Posted: 03/06/2012 10:20 am

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Dear Republicans... and in particular those running for the GOP nomination, as well as congressmen and senators like Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Jim DeMint, Tom Coburn, Roy Blunt, Marco Rubio and countless others. I just want to say, in this era of unprecedented political invective and vitriol, that I appreciate and respect you. I also want you to know that I am extremely thankful for your existence, and feel blessed by your consistency and predictability. I say all that because you guys have literally handed the White House on a silver platter to President Obama for another four years. And maybe even control of the House again too.

Who would have thought, just a few short months ago, that Obama would be out measuring drapes again. The economy, while clearly in a solid recovery to those who obsess over leading economic indicators, still appears fragile to most Americans. We still have high unemployment, record high fuel prices, a depressed housing market, weak manufacturing and way too many foreclosures, defaults and bankruptcies. A perfect storm making this year's elections ripe for the GOP picking, you say? The table couldn't have been better for you guys if Martha Stewart had set it herself.

So how do you Republicans respond? The first thing you do is turn your presidential nomination process into a circus complete with unqualified clowns like Donald Trump, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich dominating the three rings. And then you let these bozos turn Mitt Romney, a generally decent, historically moderate guy, into a "severe conservative" in his rapacious hunger to win. What you did was say to voters, "We obviously don't take this election seriously, so why should you?"

Then, if that wasn't enough, while everyone wants to hear about what you'll do to fix the economy and create jobs, you guys go off on a non-stop tangent over religion, gay marriage, abortion and contraception. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people!? You never learn. You simply can't help yourselves, can you? As your car is once again careening off a cliff you're still screaming about the evil of birth control and sex. This from a party with myriad mistresses and sensational sex scandals. I'm so confused. You guys clearly love sex. It just seems like you want to stop the rest of us from having it.


Lastly, just when it seems you could do no more to destroy your chances of winning in November you go ahead and let your spiritual leader Rush Limbaugh make outrageously misogynistic remarks -- comments that attack an entire gender and offend all thinking people -- with relative impunity. Not one of you running for president repudiates or condemns these despicable slurs or makes any attempt to distance yourself from this vile sexist pig. It's as if you're all happy that he's saying all the nasty crap you guys really wanna say yourself but can't.


So again I say, thank you. No, wait. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Because one mere thank you isn't enough. You guys and your radical extremist social views are the gift that keeps on giving. So keep it up! Keep all the God, gays and sex stuff coming. We love it.


Signed,
A Very Grateful Democrat

 

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pamihami
This too, shall pass.
11:21 AM on 03/07/2012
Never count your chickens before they hatch.
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alanramsey
The Founders were Social Progressives, too.
04:58 AM on 03/07/2012
I am Proud to be Liberal in the tradition of our Liberal Founders, who were very Liberal in an era of extreme social conservativism beneath the church-state empires of Roman Catholicism and English Protestantism. They gave us a very Liberal 2nd Amendment at at time when Big Conservative Government down throught the ages had denied all but those in power the right to such.

They were the Liberal, secular Social Progressives of their time. That's why they Declared that all people are created equally "regardless" of the racial, religious or ethnic biases of the few and then wrote a very secular Constitution wherein the word "God" or "Jesus" or "Mohammed" or "Buddha" or...whatever...is not even mentioned.

I'll stand proudly as Liberal in the tradition of the Liberal Founders anyday against the social conservatives and their proven track record in history of religious totalitarianism.

Islam is still mired in its consequence.
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alanramsey
The Founders were Social Progressives, too.
04:51 AM on 03/07/2012
Good job, Andy.

With the Koch Brothers and other right wing billionaires seeking to buy the Presidency as they bought the House of Representatives in 2010, it's important that the pro-America First, pro-Constitutionalist Liberal Moderates get out the vote because with the conservative Supreme Court perverting our election process as they did with the Citizens United case, it's clear this is going to be a very, very desperately nasty election cycle perpetrated by the exclusively wealth to try to steal America away from the People and place it solidly in the control of the select few at the very top.

That represents a clear and present danger to America and We The People need to be sure to not just vote, but get out the vote...

...and to spend the time in our local papers and online sites educating all our fellow freedom-loving and Constitutional-supporting neighbors about the importance of this watershed election...

...to protect our Constitution and individual rights and freedoms from the devices and greed of those at the very top who only care about their bottom lines and nothing else.
doc4fitness
curing Progressives one at a time
01:59 AM on 03/07/2012
The old guard Reps and some of the Tea Party make the mistake of pushing so-called conservative social values/issues. I would hardly call trying to outlaw abortion or regulate pre-abortion medical evaluation conservative. If the issue was something else, it fits in more with Progressive Leftist mindset.
There is a coup going on in the Republican Party, the old Progressive Right versus the Tea Party and Libertarians.
01:42 AM on 03/07/2012
I still hope everyone goes into this election feeling as if their vote counts. Don't write it off as a sure-fire Obama win, as likely as it seems. I really hope our President goes into this thing as if he were the challenger. Don't pull any punches and make every move as if one slip-up could blow the whole thing.

We need to urge everyone to go out and vote. People, don't get complacent. Go out and vote if you want our president to get another four years. Your vote is important.
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tbot48
common sense is no longer common
09:30 PM on 03/06/2012
It's so crazy that not a one of these candidates has realized they are only running for 2nd place...
09:20 PM on 03/06/2012
Dems shouldn't get too overconfident. If people believe Obama has it in the bag, many won't even bother to vote. More people will vote is the election is too close to call.
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Andy Ostroy
11:05 PM on 03/06/2012
keep dreaming, Mitt
02:21 AM on 03/07/2012
I dunno, I personally agree with xiolin.

I believe that Obama is a far better choice than any of the clowns the Republican party has shoved up into the limelight. Because of this, I'll be going out to cast my vote for our current president when the time comes. I'm hoping that everybody else who's interested in our politics does the same, because it's always a good idea to go into a fight with the mindset of the challenger.

We're probably going to see a huge landslide, so I'm truly hoping to see a victory so absolute that the Republicans feel soul-crushingly ashamed for the sorry lot of candidates they casually tossed out this time.

Everyone, don't sit idly by because you think Obama will win. Go out and make it happen. Vote, vote, vote.
02:21 AM on 03/07/2012
Good point but it's not that often that the opposition actually scares people.
WWR63
CA Republican turning a Blue State Red
09:14 PM on 03/06/2012
He's dreaming. LOL
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08:33 PM on 03/06/2012
The sound you hear in the background is a loud WHOOP WHOOP and a YES!!!!

Not having near the words to be half as brilliant , I am going to link your blog everywhere!

Thank-you.
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Ann Clark
Fat cats eventually sink...
08:17 PM on 03/06/2012
Nice letter Andy!
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tyger
06:34 PM on 03/06/2012
Wow! Thank you for a wonderful opinion article. You just can't make this stuff up.
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bassiman
06:33 PM on 03/06/2012
Great letter! I am going to copy it to some of my republican friends.
05:27 PM on 03/06/2012
"unqualified clowns"-wow,you really wrote that.What exactly are Obama's qualifications??Enjoy your dreamworld.You and the rest of your ilk will reap exactly what you have sown.You all were so sure gay marriage would pass in Cali,outraged when put to a vote in NJ,dissappointed when In Md the governor signs the gay marriage bill but wait-again it goes to the citizens for a vote.The only success liberals have is when the judicial leftists overturn legislation passed by the electorate.Get ready there genius-it's gonna happen again in November and you will all be crying and trying to figure out what happened to the annointed one.Trouble is you aren't as smart as you think you are and what people may say in polite conversation and how they vote in private are two entirely different things,the end is coming
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treadway123
treadway123
06:28 PM on 03/06/2012
So I gather your against equal rights for everyone, just those u choose an just the KIND of rights you an your party wants to give them? What we sown? OH heck I have no intentions in a fruitless arguement with some one Who ALLOWED Bush 8 years in the Presidency!
doc4fitness
curing Progressives one at a time
02:05 AM on 03/07/2012
Progressive and Modern Liberal politics have nothing to do with equal rights. I have no problem with gay marriage or gays in the military, that is part of Life, Liberty, Pursuit of happiness and aquisition of property. But social and economic justice have nothing to do with equal justice under the law or improving opportunity for everyone. Now it is group rights and collectivists' rights, government handouts and entitlements, government dependence, coercion, unions (rather than workers') rights. So if you are Progressive/Liberal please look at your own party's record on EQUAL RIGHTS versus the special protections you grant certain favored groups.
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tyger
06:35 PM on 03/06/2012
What planet do you reside on?
08:48 AM on 03/07/2012
the point being that libs are advocates for freedom only when they agree with the policy-any other time it's all name calling and emotional outbursts-get ready for November-
05:18 PM on 03/06/2012
Well said! Mr.Ostroy.

You are the voice of Americans ( at least the ones who are not racist, ignorant, religious fundamentals, bigots, sexists, fascists, greedy Corporations, Fox , the 1%, and corrupt GOP)

But maybe, even they agree with your eloquent open letter to Republicans.

Thank you!
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Magrum Yuff
Veni, vidi, velcro.
10:13 PM on 03/06/2012
I second that. Fanned and faved.

Obama/Biden 2012 USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
11:14 AM on 03/07/2012
Which reminds me to buy my Obama '012 bumper sticker today and for my friends.
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alanramsey
The Founders were Social Progressives, too.
05:01 AM on 03/07/2012
Fanned and faved!
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relentless63
03:08 PM on 03/06/2012
A perfect assessment! But, the Cons will hand over nothing, not while they have endless funds and a stable of minions willing to do, as they've promised, anything to beat Obama.