These are confusing times.
In the latest issue of Esquire magazine (UK), pop singer Katy Perry explains how she won the love of her fiance, UK comedian Russell Brand.
Her strategy? She refused to have sex with him. Well, on the first date, at least.
After a night spent clubbing Russell assumed they'd be going home together. Perry said thing again.
"Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had when he was used to getting everything he wanted?" she told the magazine.
Well, yes. This seems an excellent approach to holding the interest of a man like the womanizing Brand.
Perry's point may have been underminded a little by the fact that the article was accompanied by a shoot in which the buxom star appeared topless. You can see the pictures here.
What message was that sending to Brand, I wonder?
I think we should be told.
And I have a feeling we will.
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