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What if Jeff Bridges Were a Woman?

Posted: 01/23/11 02:18 PM ET

Jeff Bridges has not aged all that well. The face is puffy. The jawline has slackened. The eyelids hang limp. And is that an age spot on his cheek? Despite all that, at 61, he is still magnificent.

That's certainly what the recently-released "American Masters" documentary on Bridges wants us to conclude: that he remains "the most natural and least self-conscious screen actor that has ever lived." As the PBS season-opener is aptly subtitled, "The Dude Abides." (Bridges starred as a slacker nicknamed "The Dude" in The Big Lebowski.)

It wasn't hard to get on board with all that. And then his co-stars began weighing in. Cybill Shepherd, Mercedes Ruehl, and Karen Allen. I noticed that they, too, are still magnificent. And yet I haven't seen them starring on the big screen lately.

Then again, in what roles could a woman possibly be "natural" and un-"self-conscious" in later life? In what roles could she sympathetically present herself as puffy, slackened, and limp?

Hollywood narratives simply cannot accommodate women beyond the marriage plot. Once she passes Dora the Explorer age, at puberty, a woman's story (note the singular) revolves around sex and romance. She is handmaiden to heterosexual men. When Clint Eastwood reinvented himself in "Unforgiven," her territory suddenly expanded. Lucky her, now she can serve as savior to the washed-up, burned-out anti-hero seeking redemption -- whether he is a country singer (like Bridges in Crazy Heart) or a wrestler (like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler). The Dude gets to grow up and take on the serious stuff. Our cultural fascination with adolescent boys now extends to his late-life meditations on mortality. Or else, what would Clint and Mickey and Jeff do?

Even today, in our supposedly "post-feminist" age, this entrenched storytelling tradition appears impossible for women to buck. When Ulysses set off on his epic quest, Penelope sat home weaving, diligently putting off those annoying suitors. And then, when from Tennyson the aged king received his best role ever, Penelope was nowhere in sight.

Hollywood acting "masters" can snag Academy Awards for their memento mori ("remember you shall die") roles of Shakespearean magnitude, while "middle-aged" actresses face a choice between comic sex stories or the chaste matriarch. The Dude does indeed abide in our cultural imagination, and the best we can manage for his leading lady is a cameo appearance in his PBS documentary.

There have been notable exceptions to the script, of course, but it didn't end well for Thelma and Louise. Helen Mirren is taking her shot at it, but by appropriating the male lead in Julie Taymor's gender-bending remake of Shakespeare's The Tempest. Hollywood still hasn't been able to provide Mirren with a magnificent female role equal to the Jane Tennison she portrayed on British TV's "Prime Suspect" series.

Alas, if Jeff Bridges were a woman, there would be no late-great roles to play, no Oscar to win, and no PBS documentary to film.

 

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11:29 AM on 01/26/2011
Yes, yes, the undeniable truth that Hollywood provides few juicy roles for women of a certain age is a commonplace regularly trotted out in essays like this. I suppose there can be some use in stating the obvious.

But too often, the takeaway is Hollywood is a sexist (or racist, ageist, homophobic) place. It's easy and satisfying to blame a faceless institution for inequity rather than look inward. But the underlying fact is that Hollywood is a monetocracy: money rules; in the hearts of film executives money trumps prejudice and ideology every time.

Somewhere there is market research saying a well-made movie starring Bridges or Eastwood will turn a tidy profit, so that's what we get. If the spreadsheet suggested audiences would flock to movies about aging black lesbians, they'd give us that ad nauseum. If it showed we'd pay to see movies about alcoholic hermaphrodites from outer space, "Return to the Planet of the Alcoholic Hermaphrodites" would be in post-production for a Valentine's weekend release. Hollywood is as neutral as your bathroom mirror; it merely reflects those who gaze into it.

So, why do we audiences--both male and female--allow a Bridges or Eastwood to carry big blockbuster films in ways we don't allow a Mirren or Streep? I'm not sure. But I do know that the fault lies not in our movie stars but in ourselves. Discovering why this unreasonable prejudice lurks within so many of us would say a lot about who we are.
07:05 PM on 01/25/2011
If Bridges were a woman, he would prolly look like Patti Smith. Older but not surgically altered.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2010/11/patti_smith_national_book_award.php
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BlackJAC
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06:15 PM on 01/25/2011
Have you legitimately considered writing the kind of movie you want to see yourself? 
ThePeacemakers
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05:02 PM on 01/25/2011
"Hollywood narratives simply cannot accommodate women beyond the marriage plot. Once she passes Dora the Explorer age, at puberty, a woman's story (note the singular) revolves around sex and romance. She is handmaiden to heterosexual men.'

It's called conditioning. Then they tell you how "natural" the behaviour is.
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02:55 PM on 01/25/2011
Hello Ann,
If Jeff bridges was a woman, we'd be acutely disappointed, he's one of those actors we really like!!

But you do make a fair point. Things are out of sync. And female life is most-ly about "sex and romance" and pleasing the male mind. In real life. And on screen.

Even though it's now the 21st Century!!

If one wants to keep one's job/career/man/marriage..... One has to please the male mind.

Of course this means we reward their bad behaviour without meaning to and keep the very problem going. So it goes.... But if you wont do it, another woman will. And that's the a whole other problem!!

The Matriarchal thing is still good for Jewish descent, but the World is a Patriarchal society for everything else.

For all the advances Feminism/Women have made, yes, there's still areas that need some balance.

Perhaps what we need are good men like Bridges to champion that...?? Or men who love their daughters dearly??
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11:32 AM on 01/25/2011
The Dudette???
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01:27 AM on 01/25/2011
I entirely agree with you on the topic of the FILM industry, American movies are simply awful for women these days - and they're pretty awful for the audience too. But there's a whole world beyond just cinema. Make a list of women in TV dramas (both network and cable) and the over-40s make a pretty good show for themselves. Veteran women actors playing playing villans and presidents and spacehip commanders, detectives and lawyers, police captains and doctors. Entirely write-off Hollywood films, there's no work to be has there. The action, and the decent writung, is all on the small screen.
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08:43 PM on 01/24/2011
Amen, sista. Aging men are macho seasoned characters; aging women are just plain old.
05:23 PM on 01/24/2011
If he was a woman he'd have worry about that casting couch too.
12:37 PM on 01/24/2011
I think you've got your eyes set in the wrong place here. Sheer financial reality dictates that performers (male or female) get cast in big movies because they can put butts in the seats. BUT there are fantastic roles for women, this year in particular. Look outside 'hit' movies and see Patricia Clarkson as a superb female romantic lead in Cairo Time (DOB: 1959), Jackie Weaver (DOB: 1947) dominating Animal Kingdom, Annette Bening (1958 - The Kids Are All Right, Mother and Child), Melissa Leo (1960 - The Fighter), Julianne Moore (1960 - The Kids Are All Right, Chloe), Naomi Watts (1968 - Mother and Child, Fair Game), Catherine Keener (1959 - Cyrus, Please Give), Rachel Weisz (1970 - Agora) and Olivia Williams (1968 - The Ghost Writer) among many, many others. All of those roles seem 'natural' and 'un-self-conscious' to me. Just because all of those movies have a combined box office might less than The Last Airbender, it doesn't diminish that GREAT female roles are out there inhabited by superb older actresses.
11:59 AM on 01/24/2011
Jolie in "Salt" was also exception.
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10:46 AM on 01/24/2011
Here's the truth: Female Stars (after they make the jump to being actual stars) rarely want to make the stuff that got them there over and over.
Julia Roberts does not want to do romantic comedies, Meg Ryan let it all slip through her fingers, Debra Winger got distracted by life, you see where I'm going with this? Sandra Bullock seems game to do the stuff that is needed to keep her core audience happy: essentially make the same films over and over. Female Stars get Oscar fever and never look back. It's ironic that Meryl Streep started courting the mass audience late in her career, essentially doing a reverse. Now what about TV? CSI, Damages, Army Wives? See, your argument is silly. Middle aged and older women work all the time. When they make broad, mass appealing fare, they have a shot at boxoffice. It's ironic that Jeff Bridges is finally being applauded for 'True Grit' (gun in hand) at the boxoffice. Crazy Heart of course did not make big boxoffice (no gun in hand). Bridges avoided the mega-budget "hero" roles most of his life (King Kong, Blown Away being exceptions), and quietly assembled an amazing body of work. If you want to watch an amazing older woman in action I suggest you check out Kathy Bates in Harry's Law this season on TV. It should rock!
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02:28 PM on 01/25/2011
But they will make Bates a sarcastic, one-line throwing, character in Harry's Law. Only way it seems to work for older actresses. Haven't even seen it yet, but that is my prediction.
05:23 PM on 01/25/2011
I just saw a preview last night and your prediction is correct!
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10:36 AM on 01/24/2011
Same with sports casters (imagine John Madden as a woman) newscasters (seriously, Walter Cronkite as a woman?) Women have to be dewy and pretty. Men can be creased and grizzled and are more often than not lauded for it. How often do you hear, "The older he gets, the better looking he is?"
10:11 AM on 01/24/2011
Here's the difference between, say, Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep has been lauded her entire career - two Oscars and more nominations than any actor, male or female. Bridges, on the other hand, was underappreciated for much of his career. His three biggest movies have been in the past four years. The whole point of the special was that he never made it as a leading man until his fifties and sixties.

And you know what? He actually doesn't look that bad.

Why not just let him enjoy his late life glory rather than try to bring him down to make a feminist point?
05:28 PM on 01/25/2011
I think Jeff looks just FINE, ladies, so if none of you agree, I'll just be taking him on home with me ... oh darn, almost forgot, he's happily married ...
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09:30 AM on 01/24/2011
What is needed is a great script. Not silly rehashes of the same comedy or CGI.
A good story is what it would take to get those young males in to see a mature woman.
But good scripts seem to be few and far between in the Hollywood of little imagination these days.
I had a son in that desired age bracket for awhile and he went to see Fried Green Tomatoes for a line in the ad that made him laugh and the stars were two older women, he was not disappointed.
I am happy to see that the same big stars that used to pull them in the first weekend are failing.
Would be a welcome change to have the script rather than the star drive the success of the film opening weekend.