iOS app Android app

Anna Goldfarb
Anna Goldfarb is a 6'1", Philadelphia-based author, humorist and screenwriter. Her humor memoir, "Clearly, I Didn't Think This Through" (Penguin) is now available in stores. She has been featured in Marie Claire and The Washington Post. She writes about bonerkillers on and is a contributing writer for both The Frisky and Hello Giggles.

Entries by Anna Goldfarb

My Dream Wedding Theme Is Cooler Than Yours

(7) Comments | Posted June 27, 2013 | 5:40 PM

I was never the kind of child to sit around and think about my wedding. I figured I'd wear a white dress and have a cake. That was about as far as I got into the concept.

Now that I'm older and have attended my fair share of weddings,...

Read Post

10 Things I'd Do If I Were a Lady Billionaire

(22) Comments | Posted February 16, 2013 | 4:05 PM

I recently learned about Lynsie Torres, who is the youngest female billionaire on the planet. She's a race car driver who amassed her fortune from her family's stake in the fast food chain, In-N-Out Burger. That entire sentence sounds like a Mad Lib, but I assure you that...

Read Post

10 New Year's Resolutions That I Vow to Actually Keep

(8) Comments | Posted December 31, 2012 | 9:50 AM

New Year's resolutions, get out of my face! Maybe it's just me, but I'm not a huge fan of taking moral inventory of my life's decisions after I've been binging on holiday cookies for a month straight. Besides, I can't even think of one resolution that I've kept in the...

Read Post

I Used To Enjoy Holiday Parties Until I Moved Back In With My Parents -- In My 30s

(53) Comments | Posted December 5, 2012 | 1:43 PM

Holiday parties are harmless, right? Wrong! Sure, there's festive music, tinsel and lots of wool sweaters with snowflakes in cutesy patterns. But for people like me who would prefer to gift wrap their cat in tissue paper than talk to semi-strangers about my stalled personal and professional life, it can...

Read Post

7 Things About Weddings That I'm Totally Over

(158) Comments | Posted October 6, 2012 | 5:20 AM

As a woman in my 30s, weddings are constantly up in my grill. I'm bombarded with wedding talk both in my personal life and in most entertainment geared towards women my age. Weddings: I get it!

I've been watching some nature documentaries lately, and you know what I learned? No...

Read Post