So it is true. Day 7 and Kourtney and Scott still aren't back together. Seems that this on again, off again couple may be off for good. Kourtney has been exercising and going to restaurants with her sisters, and then spoiled little Penelope at Disneyland for her birthday on Wednesday (while Scott was still not home and posted a pretty depressing IG post for his daughter P, saying one of the only things he's proud of about himself). Who can blame Kourt--we all saw this coming, even if we didn't want to admit it to ourselves.
We're all about selling all the breakup baggage you're left with at the end of a relationship. I mean, make some cash and move on... yes please!
Now that one of our favorite reality TV couples is donezo for real, what stuff do you think they'd sell to help get over the relationship? We have a few ideas.
Kourtney Kardashian
- Scott's copious "Lord Disick" or "LD" monogramed clothing items.
- A robe, slippers, tshirts, jackets...hell we're willing to be he has socks and boxers with this embroidered on them too. Buh bye.
- Her eggs
- C'mon, the girl obviously has some super power baby making eggs. It doesn't seem they were ever trying for any of their children (well, at least Scott wasn't) and then she popped out 3. Obviously she won't be having any more children with Scott, so why not share and make someone else's life easier who has trouble conceiving?!
- His cars
- Now she can buy a bunch of her own ridiculous rides. Let's just hope she doesn't get them from Calabasas Luxury Motor Cars.
Scott Disick
- The bottles of booze he drank before allegedly cheating on Kourt in France
- "NO RAGRETS"...we think you do
- The money he made off of all his Vegas appearances
- We wouldn't mind if he just threw it off a balcony, Wolf of Wall Street I mean, he must feel a little guilty about money he made off of appearances he didn't tell Kourtney about until the last minute, and missed time away from his children for to go get drunk, right?!
- Any vegan, all natural, no-fructose, grass-fed, etc. etc. snacks
- If we know one thing, it's that Scott wasn't always up on all the health kicks that Kourtney tried forcing him into. This is the only thing we think he wouldn't mind getting rid of.
As for the rest... it's pretty obvious at this point that Scott knows he effed up, and he's going to try to get Kourtney back. Let's just hope he doesn't make a fool of himself a la Robin Thicke. This will be interesting to watch.