The Grand Republican Strategy: We Win, You Pay!

03/26/2015 08:14 am ET | Updated May 25, 2015

On a recent trip to London, I got into a conversation with a wealthy oil and gas investor about climate change. He didn't disagree we need to shift from fossil fuels to renewable energy, he said. His job is to make sure the lights in our homes still turn on while we make the transition.

Fair enough, I said. Would you support a carbon tax or a cap-and-trade program to speed up the transition?

"Sure," he said, to my surprise, without hesitation. "As long as the revenue is spent on new technologies, and not given away to poor people."

Ah. There's always a catch.

At first, I thought it was a strange caveat, especially since we'd just got done talking about income inequality, an issue that he seemed quite concerned about. It wasn't until I saw the Republican presidential hopefuls unveil their new economic plans that it all made sense:

I really want to do the right thing, he's saying, as long as I don't have to pay for it.

The reason for his concern, by the way, is that poor people have to spend a higher percentage of their income on oil and gas than rich people, so the burden of a carbon tax or a cap-and-trade program would fall the hardest on them. Many people think that's unfair since (a) they're already strapped for cash and (b) they're not the ones profiting from all the carbon emissions. So progressive proposals usually include a rebate of some sort to ease their cost.

Our friend the oil-and-gas investor would rather give that money to -- surprise, surprise -- corporate America.

This, I realized, is the grand strategy of the new "reformocon" movement in the Republican party. No longer can a Republican run for president without admitting that the government must do something about our nation's most pressing problems -- but neither can he ask his friends in the One Percent to pay for it. Thus is born a new slogan: We win, you pay!

Mike Lee and Marco Rubio, two of the leading reformocons in the Senate, put this strategy to the test earlier this month when they released an ambitious tax plan centered around an expansion of the Child Tax Credit for middle-income households. Sounds great, right? Rather than cutting government spending for the middle class, these Republicans want to spend more. Heaven knows they could use it, after decades of dismal income growth. But who will pay for it?

Certainly not the rich. The Lee-Rubio plan eliminates taxes on investments, where they get most of their income, and it lowers the corporate tax rate and the income tax rate for the top bracket. Add it all up, and it turns out to be an enormous tax cut for the wealthiest Americans and barely any relief for everyone else.

And what happens when all these tax cuts increase the budget deficit by $400 billion a year? Well, if recent history is any indicator, these same Republicans will scream "Crisis!" and demand spending cuts. If you're wondering where those cuts will come from, look no further than the latest Republican budget, which gets two-thirds of its cuts from programs that help low- and moderate-income households. It scorches their budgets by 40 percent!

So, who will pay for the reformocons' new plans? You know who.

No sooner had the ink dried on Marco Rubio's deceptive debut than his presidential competitor Jeb Bush announced, in a speech about income inequality, that he would abolish the federal minimum wage.

Among the reformocon movement, Jeb Bush is not alone in this desire. You may wonder how they can expand the Child Tax Credit in one breath and abolish the minimum wage in the next, since the two policies are basically intended to help the same people?

It's very simple really, once you understand the "we win, you pay" principle. Wages are paid by corporations. Tax credits are paid by...well, you just saw who, and it ain't the corporations.

So, for the reformocons: Tax credits, good. Wages, bad.

The most egregious example of this strategy is our first official presidential candidate, Ted Cruz, who's advocating a "flat tax," charging the same rate to everyone, regardless of their income. For that to work, he'd have to raise taxes significantly on most Americans in order to cut them significantly for the richest Americans because the only way to raise the same amount of revenue is to find a rate somewhere in the middle of what the two groups pay now. It's basic arithmetic.

But you never hear the reformocons talk about arithmetic in their speeches. They talk about inequality and upward mobility and the American middle class. They talk about all sorts of expensive new plans, and they never mention that there's a catch.

They can't mention the catch because it undermines the entire point of their reforms. If they win, you pay. And if you pay, they're not helping you after all.

So, who are they helping? You know who.