FutureSex: 5 Predictions For What To Expect

When it comes to relationships, what does the future hold? Will we meet via online matchmaker? Set the sheets on fire with cell phones-turned-sex toys? Or sip piña coladas served by cute robotic cabana boys? Regina Lynn, our Nostradamus of romance, peers into the next five years.

Prediction 1:
Video kills the coffee date. I don't know what Starbucks is going to do, but in 2012, awkward first encounters will no longer take place over vente mochachinos. For those searching for a mate online, "First dates will be on live video," says dating industry expert Mark Brooks of OnlinePersonalsWatch.com, "and videos don't lie like pictures do."

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Comments

[UtahLiberal435]

Most of this article is already old hat, although the long-distance vibrator programs sound kinda cool.

But people flocking to "Second Life" online environments? Fat chance. They're way, way too stupid.

My prediction of sex in the future? Same as sex in the past. Hot, sweaty, animal stimulation. Technology can't improve on that.

[dora_rice]

I think we will have a robot for it some day....damm sorry I won't be able to see/feel that anymore. To old. Oh well....But you will push a button and his zipper will unzip and the rest is history......he proably will get you a glass of wine and some cheese cracker after it's over...Not bad.....and most of all he will be the right size and make the right moves.....

[dora_rice]

by the way ...way down the future he probably will be able to insemenate you....

[LordMoon]

No more child support, Alimony, Palimony..or Lawyers.... oops they'll have to make them illegal...

[dora_rice]

yeah.....

[yappnmutt]

the first use of a humanoid robot in japan is as a secretary and a helper for the elderly programmed with enough vocabulary to respond correctly to voice stimuli.
in the USA the first use will be for a lifelike sex machine that will save millions of marriages and the minds(and little minds) of millions of men.

[wmbear]

YOUR BASIC STEPFORD WIFE...

Or Stepford mistress at any rate....

[desthmoneses]

dont look at it that way its a win win, men won't have to put more effort into a relationship than they want to and women wont havve to deal with deadbeat men, robots will replace all partners and all children will be grown like in the matrix.

[fedupwiththis]

Ever notice how the word clueless is always associated with a male? Must be nice to know your superior to nearly 50% of the population.

[imfedup]

If the shoe fits . . . And it usually does.

[Counterglow]

Guys usually wind up tripping over their words because what they really want to say would get them killed.

Check out the reaction of the male half of the couples when a comedian tells a joke that pokes fun at women. Half the guys look over at the little lady to judge whether or not they'll be in trouble if they laugh.

[Yosef52]

You misspelled "you're".

[imfedup]

LOL.