Okay, Today Show, calm down. We get that you saw The Godfather for the first time last night and got all excited and started telling people not to ask you about your business in a bad-Brando accent, but I think you took it one step too far.

Did you really have to find the scariest looking man at the Georgia Aquarium to talk to, then plaster a pseudo threat in your chyron? (AND YOU CAN TOO!) You couldn't have made a pun off "going to the mattresses" or "taking the gun leaving the canoli?" And is Kerry Sanders' fate supposed to be a warning? He went near the Today Show and now he's shark bait?