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December 06, 2007
Chyron of the Day: We Report, You Decide (Again)

Alex Leo | Bio

Welcome to another edition of 'We Report You Decide'--a socially important, scientifically accurate poll that determines which FOX News chyron is the most viscerally offensive for the day in question. In this instance we are looking at puns, people, so get your eyeballs in reading position and larynx ready to laugh:

Which of these will haunt while you sleep?

SKEW TUBE DEBATE Get it? Like "YouTube" but with the added humor of implying the debate was rigged by a bunch of goddamn liberals.

LOVE HANDLES People think she is fat and her last name is Love. Insert humor here.

DEAD WRONG A man may or may not have faked his own death and the people who believed they lost a father, son, colleague, friend were dead wrong.

"F"RIES WITH THAT I do not understand this one. McDonalds is bribing children in Florida to get good grades by giving them coupons for free happy meals when they earn high GPAs. If you understand why this pun makes any sort of sense please email me.


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*Keep in mind #4 may lose points for not actually being a chyron

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