October 15, 2008
The Only Five Things Barack Could Say in Tonight's Debate That Could Keep Him from Winning the Election

Andy Stokan | Bio


5) Praise be to Allah.

4) Bill Ayers is not my friend. But he is my father.

3) You know what I really don't care about? 9/11.

2) It's not that I don't support the war in Iraq; it's just that I don't support the troops.

1) I think The Dark Knight was, perhaps, slightly overrated.