Why Obama's Smart: Reason #1,236 Anne Polsky | Bio

This guy sure knows how to pick an economic adviser. As we sink deeper and deeper into a financial cesspool, he's appointed Lawrence Summers, former Harvard President and sacrificial lamb of Feminism to head the National Economic Counsel. Nothing Obama can ever mutter will outshine the zingers that are sure to come out of this guy's mouth. By hiring him, Obama has killed two birds with one stone--he'll receive top notch economic advice and a free pass to mouth off at will while seeming tame in comparison to Summers. Political Messiah image intact. Shrewd indeed, President Elect!

Here are some of our predictions for Summers' foot in mouth outbursts over the next four years:

In these uncertain times, this cabinet has got to save money by any means necessary. That's why I've personally designed Michelle's inauguration dress.

You're G--d damn RIGHT we've been in a recession for the last year! Didn't your abacus tell you that? And not to be racist, but you're Asian, right?

Why aren't women good at everything that Obama is good at? I mean, seriously, can someone tell me?

Harvard only produces overly entitled, socially inept intellectuals, but that's just my hunch. Let's get a formal study on that to see if it's true