Palin's post-election publicity-blitz team recently invited Matt Lauer and The Today Show cameras into her kitchen to take a peak as she cooked dinner, this doesn't mean she's ready to give up on the stock stump speech she gave on the trail, it just means she wants to share secrets about her "stock."

Some claim Palin has barrowed heavily from Karl Rove's toxic cook books to create her own dishes that destroy progressive policies and divide Americans with wedge issues. But, I am big fan of Sarah's cooking; her recipes are reinventions on classic themes--comfort food meets the apocalypse.

Her moose chili is just the thing for an N.R.A tailgate party or a shotgun wedding. Her husband Todd claims he likes to eat this right before his Ambien-induced winter hibernation

Ingredients

One baby moose (frightened and running for its cherished Life)
Onion, peppers
Extra virgin pipeline oil (EVPO)
Two cans Del Monte kidney beans

Preparation

From a helicopter, shoot more holes into a moose than you shoot into your campaign. (This may vary governor to governor.)

Draw and quarter the moose the way you would two lesbians attempting to get married.

In a large saucepan sauté the Wasilla onion and peppers in Alaska oil seepage. Add moose chunks. (Discard hooves and antlers. Save face when ever possible, you may need it later.)

Put in beans and season generously with fear of a black man in the White House to taste.

Stir mixture until it reaches a boil or until you are humiliated. (This may vary on how red your neck is.)

When your conscience is burning you will know you're done.

Take off flame and let it rest for four years.

Caution teenagers, if you're holding a baby be sure not to drop it into the pot when stirring as this tends to sour the constitution and create a bitter taste for elitists palettes.

Serve with crackers and humble pie and wines from Southern regions (Georgia, Kentucky or Arkansas are best).

Leftovers may be frozen and thawed during Global warming and used as fuel in your Chevy Volt

Note: If chili is being made for Ann Coulter, Moose meat can be substituted with chunks of Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow.