So Eliot Sptizer, the man who would be king, falls on his own sword...or rather, his need for high class prostitutes to fall on said sword, brings the titan down. What is it about elected office that drives politicians to "die by kinky"? I had high hopes for Spitzer, he seemed like he was one of the good guys. But like Bill Clinton before him, he ends up squandering a veritable mandate for change. Should we castrate politicians? Because they are not just cheating on their wives, they are cheating on us. Man it gives me agita. Here it is in song form.

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