Dear Iraq,

Dudes. We can't tell you how many times we've wanted to throw our shoes at Bush. Well, okay, not our own shoes per se, because you don't just throw away shoes in this economy, not even a pair of grungy scribbled-on Chucks. The point is, we're no fans of Bush, and we want out of Iraq, too. But when you're rallying around the Shoe Thrower today, do you think you could refrain from, um, insulting more people?



The thing is, Fu Manchu was considered a criminal "genius," a man who had "one giant intellect, with all the resources of science past and present." So if you're going to compare Bush to an evil Chinaman, please please get it right and pick a dumb one.

Hearts and shoes,

DISGRASIAN