Conservatard blogger Michelle Malkin accused celebutard blogger Perez Hilton today of being a "P.D.S. Sufferer" (that's "Palin Derangement Syndrome") for posting this photo on his website with regard to Obama's "lipstick on a pig" comment:

So then Michelle--in a classic thinner-than-thou-size-zero-Asian-chick-implicitly-crowing-about-her-smaller-frame maneuver--hit back with a pig smear of her own:

Bitchfight!

The question is, who to root for? They both spread gossip for a living. They each have massive followings who are near-illiterate, judging by their user comments. Name-punning--like "Snobama" and "Sluttyiena Miller"--is their bread-and-butter. And they both hate on pretty much everyone.

Hmm...

Maybe they should just fuck and get it over with already.