• If we want to end this thing immediately, let's get the hair and makeup people to strike. Then we'll see how ugly Betty really is.
• I've seen a lot of writers praying to God in the last few days. The key to the Strike is getting him to stop writing all the reality shows.
• I saw a writer pay a cashier at Ralph's with a blank check. He told her he was on strike.
• The networks are starting to jones. Last night a Disney executive read Goodnight Moon to his daughter and then sent notes on it to Margaret Wise Brown. Told her the third act nearly put his 4-year-old to sleep.
• As I picketed The Ellen DeGeneres Show today it occurred to me that Ellen was on strike longer for "Iggy the Dog" than she was for her own writers.