December 08, 2008
Why The Day the Earth Stood Still Is Going to Suck

Jacob Dickerman | Bio

No. I don't care about the effects. I don't care that it's a remake. I don't give two shits who directed it or who wrote it, and Jennifer Connolly can do whatever she wants, it's not going to matter in the end. You can't make The Day the Earth Stood Still work, and I'll show you why:

Help! Keanu Reeves is coming! Run for your lives!!

If that sentence makes sense to you, you may just be a carrot.