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Five Things that Wouldn't Surprise Me in this Election
1. Mitt Romney shoots a gay immigrant in the head to make up for his liberal stances in Massachusetts, and to shut up Fred Thompson.
2. At some point, John McCain pees on himself (even just a little).
3. When defending his wife against Obama, Bill Clinton freaks out and uses the N-word.
4. Founder of BET still backs Hillary.
5. John Edwards is found looting small businesses and coal mines.
Five Things that Would Surprise Me in this Election
1. A debate occurs where we learn about the candidates' policies.
2. Ron Paul supporters realize he is a pro-life, anti-evolution wackjob, and just because he's a Republican with some "not crazy" ideas, doesn't mean he's humanity's savior.
3. Seriously, Ron Paul-9/11 truthers, I know you're mad at your parents (even though they still send you money), but have you looked at Ron Paul's record? He is fucking crazy! For people with so much goddamn time on their hands, you could fucking Google search a speech, or two. For fuck's sake!
4. Two Words: President Kucinich
5. Change.
Filed under: Election 2008, Change, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Ron Paul, MItt Romney, Fred Thompson
posted 6:03 pm on 01/19/2008
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Huckabee decides to become a practicing Christian instead of a Born Again fruitcake
Hillary admits that she knows how to cook and clean, like real women.
Giuilani talks about something besides 9/11.
The Dems pull their heads out and nominate John Edwards
Things not surprising:
The Dems nominate either Obama and/or Clinton and we all have to learn how to say "President McCain."
The Dems saying to each other, "I didn't vote for McCain! How did this happen? I didn't vote for Bush in '04 and he won! I just can't understand! I thought the WHOLE country would vote the way I wanted them to!"