A subtle difference between Bush and Obama:
Talking about the economy, B.O. said "Right now, the most important task for us is to stabilize the patient. The economy is badly damaged ? it is very sick." Bush, on the other hand, recently declared "Wall Street got drunk" and "the market's hungover after the economic binge of the last decade."
Hey, at least he's writing his own speeches.

Of course, after "stabilizing the patient," Obama and the other attendees will argue over who gets to sleep with McDreamy. (Or is it McSteamy?)

Jeff Kreisler will be performing in D.C. Jan. 18 & 19