The New York Times Caucus Blog recently reported that the Republican National Committee has registered a list of at least 45 domain names related to Senators Clinton and Obama in the past year. The list includes the following URLs, and these are true:

clintonisbad.com
clintoniswrong.com
clintoniscorrupt.com
hillarytruthsquad.com
barackisliberal.com
baracknotready.com
nowecannot.com
nowecannot.net
nowecannot.org

To that I say: Is that all you've got, RNC? I think it's time to get a little more creative. Here's a couple of ideas, just off the top of my head, that I think will help you really reach your base. Take 'em or leave 'em:

HillarysAHotMess.com
AllYallDemocratsCanSuckIt.org
HillaryMoreLikeGetReallery/Hahahaha.com
ClintonIsARobotWhoRequiresNoRestOrSustenance.co.uk
ForgetHisMiddleName~BarackIsAWeirdFirstNameAlsoRight.com
ObamaIsNotAsTallInReaLlifeAsHeSeemsOnTV.net
DidYouGuysNoticeThatBarackIsBlack/NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat.com
IHaveFoundThatObamaCantTakeAJoke.com
ThisIsMyFirstTimeUsingAWebBrowser.edu
IDontTrustAnyoneAnymoreNotEvenTheMailman.com
IAmIncrediblyOldAndMustBeToldWhatToThink.gov