In order to make sure Barack Obama will not be a president like George W. Bush, there are ten urgent questions that he must be asked before he takes the oath of office.

1. Mr. Obama, if the biggest terrorist attack ever on American soil were to take place while you're president, would you:
A) Finish the children's book you're currently reading.
B) Do something.

2. Mr. Obama, if a major American city were to go under water, would you:
A) Fly over the city and wave to the drowning people below.
B) Do something.

3. If the planet were heating up and we were all going to look like the Ghost Rider in twenty years, would you:
A) Sign a treaty with almost all the other nations to decrease the emissions causing the warming.
B) Flick off the rest of the world and giggle like a school girl.

4. If using a certain type of cell, scientists could make amazing breakthroughs in treatments and cures for horrible diseases and ailments, would you:
A) Allow it.
B) Save the lives of those poor cells! And keep them in a jar on your mantle after naming each one.

5. Mr. Obama, if somebody called you on a lie you told, would you:
A) Think that perhaps it was wrong of you to lie to the American people.
B) Commit treason by revealing their wife as a CIA agent.

6. Mr. Obama, if you wanted a substance to make our cars go, what is the maximum number of U.S. soldiers and innocent civilians you'd be willing to kill to get it?
A) 1,000,000
B) 500,000
C) 100,000

7. If Congress passed a bill to make sure every American child had healthcare, would you:
A) Let it pass.
B) Use your mighty pen to show those sickly brats who's the f*cking boss. What's the big deal? A little cystic fibrosis?? Walk it off!"

8. If an Asian tsunami killed more than 350,000 people, making it one of the deadliest natural disasters ever known, how much money would you have the United States donate to help the survivors rebuild:
A) $25 million--less than is spent every two hours in Iraq.
B) A larger amount of money than that.

9. Mr. Obama, if you ever went hunting, would you:
A) Shoot your friend in the face.
B) Not shoot your friend in the face.

10. If your greatest accomplishment after eight years as president was the creation of a "no call list" for telemarketers, would you:
A) Join the witness protection program.
B) Create a grand library to commemorate that feat.