General David Petraeus was promoted the other day because of how well things have been going in Iraq with him in charge. I could just hear President Bush saying, "Way to go, Davey!" Actually, I did hear something odd. When the guy on CNN announced that Petraeus would be the new head of CENTCOM (Central command), I misheard him and thought he said, "The head of sitcom." Or did I mishear him?