McCain has picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate. And if you haven't seen her, she's also apparently the lady from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Oh, man! What type of hilarity is going to happen when Palin introduces her lovably wacky family to the WASPy McCains? Sure, the Palins may not understand the concept of bunt cakes, but oh how the McCains are going to learn a lesson or two about life and love.

I can't wait for the day that Palin's crazy parents--who have to live with her because they're foreign and that's automatically really funny because they're not like us--cook a lamb or a goat or something in the White House fireplace and Cindy McCain's all like, "What?" but then she thinks it's really delicious and she shouldn't judge other cultures.

Or when McCain finds his bathroom completely remodeled to feature Greek pillars and statues of naked dudes and he gets mad and punches a hole through a wall and scares a tour group. There's nothing funny about that example--it's just going to happen.

This is an exciting day for me. I think I'm going to go on Ticket Master and see if I can get tickets to Palins' live show. I heard Tom Hanks might be there! Then I'm going to take a shower with the lights off so I don't have to see what I've become!