July 30, 2008
The House Is Sort of Sorry About Slavery and Stuff

Michael Drucker | Bio

The House of Representatives want you to know they're really sad they owned you a while back. So much so that they've apologized!

Yeah! Now everything's okay. Whew. I'm glad they got that off their chest. Things might've gone sour.

But, guys, you should know they really mean it this time. It's not like the past apologies where they crossed their fingers or said, "PSYCHE!" or then owned a slave anyway.

In fact, here's their apology!