You think you know the truth? Sure. Believe what CNN tells you about North Korea blowing up a nuclear tower. Whatever.

But I got a line on what really happened. And, girl, the truth going to take your mind on a date and never call it back.

Because, according to this North Korean propaganda poster I found, what happened on that fateful yesterday was more than just the decommissioning of a nuclear reactor tower--it was an adventure!*

*Roughly translated from the original North Korean. Or just Korean. I'm too lazy to look up language breakdowns.