George W. Bush left his last G8 Summit in Japan with one final sayonara to his global peers:

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

To lay-people the world over, his brilliant sentiment came across as yet another off-the-cuff pearl of folksy wisdom. However, an anonymous White House insider revealed that President Bush was up all night crafting his fond farewell.

It is said that newspapers provide the first draft of history. In that spirit, we present the rejected versions of George W. Bush's ultimate bon voyage, leaked exclusively to 23/6:

• Jesus asked me to deliver a parting message today: Suck my dick.
• Hey Sarkozy, Sarkozy. You ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?
• Aloha, bitches! Hah! Bet y'all didn't know in the country of Hawaii that means hello and goodbye.
• I gotta' be honest Chancellor Merkel, the only climate I'm havin' trouble controllin' is in my boxer briefs.
• 私は決定者である! Suck on that, world leaders. I just said I'm the Decider in Oriental.
• Have y'all tried that Tiger Woods G4 Gatorade? It's like regular Gatorade 'cept if it had to get knee surgery.
• I will neva, I will neva, I will neva fall. I'm being hated by the seasons, So fuck ya'll who hating for no reason....That's some Lil Wayne, G8 folks. Just getting' you ready for the black guy.
• Hey, atmosphere, atmosphere. If you ain't with us, you're against us. Clean it up before I throw you in an axis of evil with the Mississippi River and vampire bats.
• Anybody seen my wallet?
• Fuk U, Fukuda!
• Awesome summit, everyone! Awesome!
• Did someone forget to send Saddam an eVite? Just kidding. He got hunged.
• Hey globe, warm this!
• You won't have ole' George W. Bush to shitkick around anymore!
• God blessed America. Says so right in the song by the blind guy.
• The Constitution says I only get to be Presidents two times. Dick Cheney's lookin' into gettin' around that gol' darned thing. See you next year!