If I were Bush I wouldn't ask for a crummy free-trade agreement with Colombia in exchange for a bailout of the auto industry. I would say, "Listen, BO, I'll agree to your stimulus package as long as YOU agree that you, nor anyone else in the world is allowed to say anything bad about me, ever." And I'd stipulate that people would not be allowed to make up a nickname to say bad things about me so they could talk in code. Nor could they talk shit about me in American sign language, or any sign language for that matter and would not be granted permission to make up their own special sign language specifically for talking badly about me. An addendum to the agreement would include no saying of nice things about me in a sarcastic manner or while winking or making a jerk-off hand gesture. I'd also point out that the phrase "stimulus package" is really funny and I would make sure that everyone knew that I still had a sense of humor. I'd probably use it on Laura as a pick up line and be all like, "Hey Laura, check out my stimulus package." And then she's laugh and laugh and everything would be just perfect.