Your Xmas gift will be wrapped in paper towels & have a ribbon made of hairs plucked from Bolton's womb broom & Bernanke's beard. There will be no coal & switchs in your stocking this year. We need the switchs for kindling to start the coal burning. Save the wrapping paper too in case the fire goes out. We can't afford oil even if it goes down to 90 cents a gallon. Your dad's hot air can't heat the house. Yes, the house is going into forclosure but we won't be evicted till Jan 29, 2009. We still have to heat the place.