December 09, 2008
Why Won't Obama Prove He Is Not an Alien?

Steve Young | Bio

News Item: The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because he was a British subject at birth.

As we get closer to January 20th the so-called legal presidential inauguration of Barack Obama, there are far too many questions dealing with the propriety of Obama becoming president. Not the least is whether he is legally eligible to be president.

The Supreme Court has decided that it will not be listening to the Barack Obama birth certificate court case, but it should not stop those who believe that this is a country of laws and Obama should come clean before he is allowed to take his seat at 1600 Pennsylvania.

He has ducked the peoples' right to see his birth certificate and has gotten away with it...so far. But why? Is he afraid to admit that he was born on a Russian submarine transit and rushed to a secret drop off point off the coast of Alaska. Probably not. With Palin on the watch, we would have already known that. But it doesn't mean we should stop asking the questions.

If he is afraid to show us his birth certificate because it's more than him not being born in the U.S. Perhaps he wasn't born at all. And I'm not trying to say he's some sort of Jesus incarnate. Not at all. That would be ridiculous. Being an android wouldn't be out of the question. Know anyone who has seen even one of his X-rays?

How do we know he's not from Argornia in the star system Thraxos and that he came here through some sort of Stargate? I'm not saying he did, but if Keanu Reeves can come to Earth from another planet, it's not beyond reason that someone a whole lot brighter who seemed to come out of nowhere and is about to become the most powerful person on Earth could also make the trip. And if not so, that why does he refuse to show us whether he has gills or a third arm in the middle of his back, that is if he has a back? While it seems pretty obvious that he has feet, does anyone know how many toes? Does he even have genitalia? He certainly hasn't revealed them for the record.. You say Michelle has seen them? Why should we believe her? She is so angry.

The Obama questions keep piling up, but not the answers.

What does he know about Roswell?

Where is the capital of New Hampshire?

What happens after death?

Do I look fat in these jeans?

What is the opposite of Orange?

Simply, if there are so many unanswered questions that Barack Hussein Obama - if that is his name - refuses to respond to, perhaps being a crazed ideologue who's grasping at infinitesimal drippings of sour grapes to keep a duly-elected President-elect out of the White House, isn't so crazed. And if the U.S. Supreme Court won't hear us, then maybe it's time to bring it to some court who isn't afraid to take on those refuse to answer to a higher power...

Hello...Judge Judy?

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com