Early photos from NASA's Phoenix Mars landing show flat terrain marked by a polygonal pattern of shallow troughs and pebbles, confirming their expectation that there is ice below the surface that has repeatedly expanded and contracted. Further photos reveal Hillary Clinton, wearing an earth tone pantsuit trying to gain support from older, white Martian women earning less than $50,000 a year. The candidate's husband can be heard complaining that the Martian press is not showing proper respect for Hillary.