January 18, 2008
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10 Perfectly Valid Reasons Not to Have Voted in the South Carolina Primary |
- Still confused by concept of primary
- Same day as Civil War reenactment
- Thought it was only on Facebook
- Thought that poll was the primary
- Just too many incredible Republican candidates to choose from
- Image of Jesus in bowl of Apple Jacks told you not to
- Lost too much money on New Hampshire primary
- Spotted perfectly good tire by side of road
- South rising again on Sunday; needed day to prepare
- No shoes, no shirt, no vote
Filed under: Election 2008, South Carolina primary, Republicans, Civil War




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