A precocious vandal is striking subway ads for the WB's new show Reaper. I am impressed by the devotion of time and energy required to find, size, and edit photos of the Bush administration and the coy use of the show's tagline, though equating Bush to Satan is...

The Good Morning America staff asked the only Hispanic person they know to do a piece on a popular Mexican columnist...

I wonder if... ...the next time Britney and Paris reveal their privates in public, bottles of Ford cologne will be used to cover the offending areas to avoid FCC fines. ...the oil the women are soaked in is organic. ...critics will call the scent 'vulvacious...

This MoveOn.org ad in the New York Times reads like a drunken (yet precocious) fifth-grader got his hands on the post-edit copy and a rhyming dictionary, and went all kinds of crazy...

How far do you go with this? "Bin Explodin' Shit...

This girl has finally admitted to herself that she has a weight problem. Thank god her parents got her on a tiny treadmill to work on those embarrassing love handles...

Look! FOX News took the phrase "cat fight" and made it literal by turning the embattled CNBC anchors into cats! Wait, you're not laughing? I don't think you get it. You see cats fight and women fight, so when women have career ambitions we call their maneuvering "cat...

Ten (fake internet) bucks says that if Owen relapses the chyron reads "Meet the Paramedics...

"The word today is that an apparently unbeatable ticket could be Hillary for president and Obama as her running mate," wrote Castro in a recent editorial. This sounds to me like an observation, not an endorsement. Both Hillary and Barack called for democracy in Cuba last week and neither intimated...

Leaders in Atlanta, Georgia and Stratford, Connecticut have succumbed to racially profiling men's clothing by proposing bills to ban baggy pants. This is a disturbing assault on personal freedom aimed at an oft-targeted group, so is it weird that I'm simultaneously outraged and jealous? If the African...