Yeah, okay, we get it, it's St. Patrick's Day and even though no one would don mouse ears for a foreign policy speech on Halloween, or wear a yarmulka on Good Morning America during the high holy days, people trot around with bows and scarves and ties and...

When I caught up with Amy Sedaris at the New York premiere of Snow Angels she looked like she was ready to take the whole press corps over her knee and tell them to stop asking her so many goddamn questions, but she graciously agreed to answer mine as long...

FROLIC verb (frolicked, frolicking) • (of an animal or person) play and move about cheerfully, excitedly • play about with someone in a flirtatious or sexual way: he denied allegations that he frolicked with a secretary. noun (often frolics) • flirtatious or sexual activity or actions: her poolside frolics. Bill Cunningham, the nut...

So the Today Show found a zaftig lady who rides the bus with a fake book cover reading "Fat Is Contagious: How Sitting Next to a Fat Person Can Make YOU Fat," to make people realize they treat her differently because of her weight. They plopped her down on a...

New York Times humor blog "Laugh Lines" came out with a post today claiming Obama and Lenny Kravitz were separated at birth. There's no byline but I can only imagine the author had some really great African-American friends at Dalton, and was totally upset by the Rodney King...

Okay, Today Show, calm down. We get that you saw The Godfather for the first time last night and got all excited and started telling people not to ask you about your business in a bad-Brando accent, but I think you took it one step too far. Did you...

It's okay not to do this; not everything has to start with the same consonant. We'll still read your chyrons--we have to--we're at the gym and can't hear what you're saying...and the guy at the front desk lost the remote so we...

I feel like there's some subliminal answer suggested to this question, Hamas TV, but I'm just not getting it. I do like that even terror groups have learned the FOX News trick (that Jon Stewart so aptly explained) of using a question mark at the end of chyrons...

How could they not blow up those Iranian ships? They were there, they were Iranian, what's the problem...

Media outlets can't resist screwing with Mike Huckabee's name. Like bugs to those lamps that kill bugs, they flock, desperate to bask in the glow of their own wit. While FOX News was the only outlet to use the candidate's name in lieu of a dirty word...