Andy Stokan

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A New Beginning

These United States are confronted with an economic affliction of great proportions. It crushes the struggling young and the fixed-income elderly alike. It threatens to shatter the lives of millions of our people. Idle industries have cast workers into unemployment, human misery, and personal indignity. For decades we have piled...

The Only Five Things Barack Could Say in Tonight's Debate That Could Keep Him from Winning the Election


5) Praise be to Allah.

4) Bill Ayers is not my friend. But he is my father.

3) You know what I really don't care about? 9/11.

2) It's not that I don't support the war in Iraq; it's just that I don't support the troops.

1) I think...

Damn Those Liberals and Their Government Assistance Programs

So it turns out that the motives of Jim Adkisson, the man who killed two people at the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church, were that he was angered by the church's stance on gays and that he simply wanted to kill as many liberals as possible.

Oh,...

Why I'm Voting for McCain

I used to like Barack Obama. I thought he seemed like a pretty good guy. But after this past week I can no longer give him my vote. I mean did you see how the media treated him? It's like they're in love with him! And I don't know...

A Eulogy for Hillary Clinton

I was reciting the oath of office last night as I am wont to do (often a mirror is involved), and I was struck by the fact that nowhere does it specify that the president has an obligation to serve the best interests of the people. The Constitution yes, but...

It's All Graydon Carter's Fault

Almost a week has passed, but like most good people, I'm still outraged. And shocked! I still can't believe such a thing could happen.

I mean, how could you, Miley Cyrus?

Shame on you for using your underage sexuality to boost your profile and...

Hillary vs. Jason

She did it again. The polling suggested Barack had closed the gap and that Pennsylvania might spell the end for the Clinton campaign, but Hillary cheated death yet again and lives to fight another day. She's unstoppable. She's a force of nature. She's had more ups and downs and twists...

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The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
Blago TV
Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this...
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?