Annabelle Gurwitch

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A Bad Case of Electuenza

It's 7 am and I'm calling a collection agency that's on my case because our son had to spend one night in a hospital this summer, at a cost of $22,000, which our insurance doesn't want to pay because they need to be convinced that there was a medical necessity...

Are You There, God? It's Me, Sarah: Ms. Palin's Private Diaries

God, it's been such a whirlwind, I have barely had time to stop and collect my thoughts. Even since, the old guy asked me to join up, it's been all I could do to pack and up and get deployed for this mission, I mean campaign. And, geez, now the...

Sarah, Will UB My BFF?

Hey S! How R U? U R So Gr8!

U R so right: When you wear that beehive and the schoolmarm glasses, people really take you seriously! You go, girl!

How come those angry liberals don't get it? We like to elect a dude we want to have a beer...

Worst News of the Year

It's only three months into 2008, but so many bad things have happened, I'd like a do-over. But like the Democratic primaries in Florida and Michigan, I'm afraid the answer is 'no.'

Given the state of the economy, I expect there's more to come, so here's a roundup of the...

How Do You Like Me Now?

Hillary Clinton took a beating in some quarters of the media for getting emotional in New Hampshire, but since it actually figured into her victory, my guess is that we'll be seeing more of the needy side of Senator Clinton. When HRC announced that it "hurt her feelings" that people...

Why I Won't Be Invited to Mitt Romney's White House

After his address on religion last week, I'm sure I'll never be invited to Mitt Romney's White House should he be elected President. It's not just because as a National Public Radio commentator, documentary filmmaker, single-payer universal healthcare proponent and driver's license for illegal immigration-supporting liberal, I don't travel in...

Taxaholics Anonymous

Hi, my name is Annabelle, and I'm a taxaholic. It's hard for me to admit this, but I think it's time to own up: I'm powerless over the idea that taxes are not a bad way to fund programs that might do some good for our country. My addiction has...

More Money, Les Moonves

Seen, heard and observed on the picket line in Los Angeles as the Writers Guild of America strike enters its second week:

Too much enthusiasm: Writers picketing in Che Guevara T-shirt.
Too little enthusiasm: Writers picketing with Blackberrys and cell phones.

Too much fun: Walking the line with everyone...

I Hate Happiness

This just in: according to two new studies measuring the happiness index, women are less happy than we used to be and markedly more disgruntled than men. Speculation has been that this study confirms what most of my friends and I experience as the current state of postfeminist feminism. Between...

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The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
Blago TV
Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this...
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?